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View Poll Results: Your Funeral Should Be
New Orleans-Style Jazz Band Wandering the French Qtr. 3 12.00%
Viking 5 20.00%
Elvis 0 0%
Other (explain) 17 68.00%
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Old 10-25-2009, 08:06 PM   #1
jinx
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I want a huge big deal funeral with tons of flowers (orchids), a hired chorus to sing dirges, hundreds of people crying all over the place... if some could manage to pass out from the sheer weight of their grief I'd really appreciate that...
The eulogies should go on for hours... I want my friggin kindergarten teacher telling everyone how wonderful I was, and then just keep going from there.
I want an Italian marble mausoleum, pink, and an extra plush, fur lined coffin. I expect several arrangements of fresh flowers to remain at all times. Forever.
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Old 10-27-2009, 01:27 AM   #2
Cicero
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if some could manage to pass out from the sheer weight of their grief I'd really appreciate that...
The eulogies should go on for hours...
Ok I'll pass out from grief. If I get out of the long hours of Eulogies!
Mark me down.
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