Halloween Candy is Cursed!

joelnwil · 10-30-2009, 11:23 AM

http://www.charismamag.com/index.php...ting-halloween

"During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference."

There is lots more. It would be just plain hilarious, except that it is so pathetic. Furthermore, this woman (approvingly quoted by Pat Robertson) makes a living peddling this stuff.

How can people be so stupid?

Are the witches at the candy factories? Or the warehouses? Or do they sneak into the stores at night to pray over the candy? I want the details.

Pie · 10-30-2009, 11:53 AM

Of course there are witches at the factory. How else do they get the candy to taste so goooood?

SamIam · 10-30-2009, 01:04 PM

Actually, the Halloween candy concession is run by Nigerian child witches. Please buy often and devil bless you.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2009, 01:07 PM

Just plumping the kids up for the cauldron.

ZenGum · 10-30-2009, 05:42 PM

Somewhere, there is a fine distinction between having your own point of view and being neurotically disconnected from reality. This dingbat is about 120 feet on the wrong side of that line.

skysidhe · 10-30-2009, 08:53 PM

I wonder where she thinks candy comes from the other 364 days of the year.

SamIam · 10-30-2009, 09:30 PM

That's a good question. I wonder if you eat Halloween candy after Halloween if its still cursed or not. And don't forget that no good devil, the Easter Bunny - pagan fertility rites and all that.

skysidhe · 10-30-2009, 11:32 PM

Maybe the spell only works for 24 hours. After all the black cats are ritualistically sacrificed who needs hexed candy.

wolf · 10-30-2009, 11:34 PM

You guys think Elspode and I are going into the Walmart to shop? Silly muggles.

SamIam · 10-31-2009, 11:41 AM

Of course you are. I can see you two in the candy aisle right now, muttering incantations.

richlevy · 10-31-2009, 12:43 PM

Of course it's cursed. If you have to much of it, your clothes magically shrink.

monster · 10-31-2009, 12:55 PM

It's not like this article wa published in USA Today or on the BBC. It's in a magazine dedicated to this sort of drivel.

Cloud · 10-31-2009, 12:58 PM

this from a woman who has willingly (or at least with the consent of her parents) allowed herself to be possessed by a ghost

skysidhe · 10-31-2009, 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy

Of course it's cursed. If you have to much of it, your clothes magically shrink.

Crimson Ghost · 11-01-2009, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

this from a woman who has willingly (or at least with the consent of her parents) allowed herself to be possessed by a ghost

Possess her?
I don't even know her.
I was in Buffalo.
You can't prove otherwise.

10-30-2009, 11:23 AM	#1
joelnwil Major Inhabitant Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Silver Spring MD Posts: 128	Halloween Candy is Cursed! http://www.charismamag.com/index.php...ting-halloween "During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches. I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference." There is lots more. It would be just plain hilarious, except that it is so pathetic. Furthermore, this woman (approvingly quoted by Pat Robertson) makes a living peddling this stuff. How can people be so stupid? Are the witches at the candy factories? Or the warehouses? Or do they sneak into the stores at night to pray over the candy? I want the details.

10-30-2009, 11:53 AM	#2
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Of course there are witches at the factory. How else do they get the candy to taste so goooood? __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-30-2009, 01:07 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Just plumping the kids up for the cauldron. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-30-2009, 05:42 PM	#5
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Somewhere, there is a fine distinction between having your own point of view and being neurotically disconnected from reality. This dingbat is about 120 feet on the wrong side of that line. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-30-2009, 11:34 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You guys think Elspode and I are going into the Walmart to shop? Silly muggles. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-30-2009, 01:04 PM	#3
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Actually, the Halloween candy concession is run by Nigerian child witches. Please buy often and devil bless you.

10-30-2009, 08:53 PM	#6
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	I wonder where she thinks candy comes from the other 364 days of the year.

10-30-2009, 09:30 PM	#7
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	That's a good question. I wonder if you eat Halloween candy after Halloween if its still cursed or not. And don't forget that no good devil, the Easter Bunny - pagan fertility rites and all that.

10-30-2009, 11:32 PM	#8
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	Maybe the spell only works for 24 hours. After all the black cats are ritualistically sacrificed who needs hexed candy.

10-31-2009, 11:41 AM	#10
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Of course you are. I can see you two in the candy aisle right now, muttering incantations.

10-31-2009, 12:43 PM	#11
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 6,669	Of course it's cursed. If you have to much of it, your clothes magically shrink. __________________ Exercise your rights and remember your obligations - VOTE! I have always believed that hope is that stubborn thing inside us that insists, despite all the evidence to the contrary, that something better awaits us so long as we have the courage to keep reaching, to keep working, to keep fighting. -- Barack Hussein Obama

10-31-2009, 12:55 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	It's not like this article wa published in USA Today or on the BBC. It's in a magazine dedicated to this sort of drivel. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

10-31-2009, 12:58 PM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	this from a woman who has willingly (or at least with the consent of her parents) allowed herself to be possessed by a ghost __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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