Poor, Pitiful Palin

Shawnee123 · 11-19-2009, 10:39 AM

Are you having trouble keeping up with Sarah? What is it about Sarah, what makes her tick? Do you want to know all of these things, but don't think you'll be able to schedule in a reading of her book?

Worry no more! Slate has compiled an index for Going Rogue so that you may find answers to the questions you are asking.

A sampling:

prayers
__answered
boyfriend, 33
job for Todd with British Petroleum, 50
__not answered
winning debate with Joe Biden, 295
winning 2008 election, 333

pregnancy
__descriptions of
"I porked up," 50
"ready to calve," 51
"more nauseated than usual," 171
"starving for king crab and scallops," 192
feeling contractions during Texas speech, 194
__reaction to own
"Holy geez!" 171
__reaction to Bristol's
"Truthfully, I was devastated," 207
campaign's advance knowledge of, 214
campaign's botched handling of, 234

science, inadequacy of to explain existence, 47

sentence, actual
"As the soles of my shoes hit the soft ground, I pushed past the tall cottonwood trees in a euphoric cadence, and meandered through willow branches that the moose munched on," 102

upbringing, hardscrabbleness of,
sewed own clothes, 16
baked own bread, 17
stacked own firewood, 17
unheated, unfurnished family room, 26
didn't ask for money from parents, 32

terrorists
Obama palling around with, 306
regret over inability to talk more about, 307

11-19-2009, 10:39 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Are you having trouble keeping up with Sarah? What is it about Sarah, what makes her tick? Do you want to know all of these things, but don't think you'll be able to schedule in a reading of her book? Worry no more! Slate has compiled an index for Going Rogue so that you may find answers to the questions you are asking. A sampling: prayers __answered boyfriend, 33 job for Todd with British Petroleum, 50 __not answered winning debate with Joe Biden, 295 winning 2008 election, 333 pregnancy __descriptions of "I porked up," 50 "ready to calve," 51 "more nauseated than usual," 171 "starving for king crab and scallops," 192 feeling contractions during Texas speech, 194 __reaction to own "Holy geez!" 171 __reaction to Bristol's "Truthfully, I was devastated," 207 campaign's advance knowledge of, 214 campaign's botched handling of, 234 science, inadequacy of to explain existence, 47 sentence, actual "As the soles of my shoes hit the soft ground, I pushed past the tall cottonwood trees in a euphoric cadence, and meandered through willow branches that the moose munched on," 102 upbringing, hardscrabbleness of, sewed own clothes, 16 baked own bread, 17 stacked own firewood, 17 unheated, unfurnished family room, 26 didn't ask for money from parents, 32 terrorists Obama palling around with, 306 regret over inability to talk more about, 307 __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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