Paula Deen - A NUT

Cloud · 11-25-2009, 08:10 PM

can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?

Urbane Guerrilla · 11-26-2009, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?

A smaller scale American edition of Stuffed Camel, Cloud.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-26-2009, 01:21 AM

The right way to do turducken, is to remove all the bones from the three birds. Then you can slice through it like a jellyroll, for maximun effect. That's a shitload of work, though.

richlevy · 11-28-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The right way to do turducken, is to remove all the bones from the three birds. Then you can slice through it like a jellyroll, for maximun effect. That's a shitload of work, though.

Don't forget a layer of stuffing between each bird and inside the last one. Extra points if you use three different kinds of stuffing.

A friend made this for Christmas dinner a year or two ago. The meat was very good. My only issue is that I like crispy skin which didn't happen on the 'underbirds'.

I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.

TheMercenary · 11-29-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.

I may need to try that for X-mas.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-30-2009, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by richlevy

I just guessing, but I wouldn't be suprised to find 'deep fried turducken' out there.

I read that's a no-no. Deep fried birds work, because the oil is also cooking from the inside. A Turducken is basicly solid and would be underdone, unless you fucked up the outside.

Here ya go.

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-01-2009, 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I read that's a no-no. Deep fried birds work, because the oil is also cooking from the inside. A Turducken is basicly solid and would be underdone, unless you fucked up the outside.

Here ya go.

Bone and deep-fry your birds, cool, then stuff and bake all together to warm it up again. You'd likely want moist heat, a tight-covered roaster, or cooking in parchment.

Lamplighter · 06-27-2013, 09:44 AM

Hypocrisy abounds ...

Paula Deen
I've Used the N-Word
... But I'm NOT Racist

Quote:

When Paula Deen was asked, under oath, if she has ever used the N-word
-- she responded, "Yes, of course" ... and the shocking admission was all captured on tape.

Deen was being deposed in connection with a pending sexual harassment lawsuit
filed by a former employee who claims she was subjected to a barrage of racist,
sexist and generally inappropriate comments while she worked at
Paula's Oyster House restaurant in Georgia.
<snip>

Quote:

Lawyer: Have you ever used the N-word yourself?
Paula: Yes, of course.
Lawyer: Okay. In what context?
Paula: Well, it was probably when a black man burst into the bank
that I was working at and put a gun to my head.
Sidenote -- Paula was held up at gunpoint during a bank robbery in 1986.

Lawyer: Okay. And what did you say?
Paula: Well, I don't remember, but the gun was dancing all around my temple ...
I didn't -- I didn't feel real favorable towards him.
Lawyer: Okay. Well, did you use the N-word to him as he pointed a gun in your head at your face?
Paula: Absolutely not.

Lawyer: Well, then, when did you use it?
Paula: Probably in telling my husband.
Lawyer: Okay. Have you used it since then?
Paula: I'm sure I have, but it's been a very long time.

Lawyer: Can you remember the context in which you have used the N-word?
Paula: No.
Lawyer: Has it occurred with sufficient frequency that you cannot
recall all of the various context in which you've used it?
Paula: No, no.

Lawyer: Well, then tell me the other context in which you've used the N-word?
Paula: I don't know, maybe in repeating something that was said to me.
Lawyer: Like a joke?
Paula: No, probably a conversation between blacks. I don't -- I don't know.

But that's just not a word that we use as time has gone on.
Things have changed since the '60s in the south.
And my children and my brother object to that word
being used in any cruel or mean behavior.
As well as I do.

So what is the answer to any lawyer's question that begins with...
"Have you ever used the word ... ? "

Mark Furman tried this but it didn't work: " No, never "
Richard Nixon tried this, but it didn't work: " I don't remember "

Maybe Paul should have tried ...

Sundae · 11-26-2009, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this.

but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF?

We're having turducken for Christmas dinner.
The nice people at Tesco have already done all the hard work though.

I mis-spelled it in my previous post (turduckhen).

Tulip · 11-28-2009, 01:29 AM

Turducken may be WTF health-wise, but it sounds yummy to me. Me wanna try.

Spexxvet · 11-28-2009, 09:13 AM

I'd like to hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham!

Never mind...

classicman · 11-28-2009, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

I'd like to hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham!

Never mind...

eh hem see post #14

11-26-2009, 01:21 AM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The right way to do turducken, is to remove all the bones from the three birds. Then you can slice through it like a jellyroll, for maximun effect. That's a shitload of work, though. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-28-2009, 09:13 AM	#11
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I'd like to hit Paula Deen in the face with a ham! Never mind... __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

11-25-2009, 08:10 PM	#1
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	can't be any crazier than the turducken. I saw this on Paula's show, and am like WTF? I have to tell the Cellar about this. but I searched, like a good girl, and notice it's been discussed before. But seriously--turducken WTF? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-28-2009, 01:29 AM	#10
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	Turducken may be WTF health-wise, but it sounds yummy to me. Me wanna try.

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