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Old 12-04-2009, 06:53 PM   #10
SamIam
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OK. Here's how to have a spotless clean kitty with a minimum of fuss. Open back door. Flush toilet bowl a few times and then add a generous dollop of pet shampoo. Throw cat in toilet and jump on closed lid. Allow cat to agitate itself for a few minutes. Then hit flush a few more times. Jump off toilet lid and let cat out. Watch sopping wet cat head straight out the backdoor. Cat will air dry to a lusterous shine after about 30 minutes in the fresh air.

(My apologies if this has been told elsewhere before.)
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