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Old 12-06-2009, 05:48 AM   #1
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These idiots should just join scientology.

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The transgressions of Tiger Woods have proved too much to take for one of the golf superstar's most fanatical fans, who is now disbanding a church set up in praise of the sports icon.

John Ziegler, the pastor of the First Church of Tiger Woods - www.tigerwoodsisgod.com - has announced in a statement on the blog that the organisation is being dissolved because of the golfer's "personal sins".

The church, whose home page has now been rechristened "The Damnation of Tiger Woods", was launched by radio host Ziegler in 1996 to "celebrate the emergence of the 'true messiah".
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Old 12-07-2009, 10:00 AM   #2
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These idiots should just join scientology.
Gods can't sin, they must not be very faithful for thinking their God is a sinner.
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