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Old 12-10-2009, 10:54 PM   #10
jujuwwhite
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> > Happy baking !!



> Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
>
> 1 cup of water
> 1 tsp baking soda
> 1 cup of sugar
> 1 tsp salt
> 1 cup or brown sugar
> 4 large eggs
> 1 cup nuts
> 2 cups of dried fruit
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
> check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
> pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
> in a large fluffy bowl.
>
> Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
> it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
> cup just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
> of dried fruit.
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.
>
> Mix on the turner.
>
>
> If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
> it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
> a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table.
>
> Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
> find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
> over.
>
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
>
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
> Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.

> Cherry Mistmas !
>
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