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Capnhowdy's #1 smasher
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Rentz, GA
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> > Happy baking !!
> Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies > > 1 cup of water > 1 tsp baking soda > 1 cup of sugar > 1 tsp salt > 1 cup or brown sugar > 4 large eggs > 1 cup nuts > 2 cups of dried fruit > 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila > > > Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, > check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, > pour one level cup and drink. > > Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter > in a large fluffy bowl. > > Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point > it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another > cup just in case. > > Turn off the mixerer thingy. > > Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup > of dried fruit. > > Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. > > Mix on the turner. > > > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry > it loose with a drewscriver. > > Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. > > Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves > a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. > > Add one table. > > Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can > find. > > Greash the oven. > > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall > over. > > Don't forget to beat off the turner. > > > Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the > Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. > Cherry Mistmas ! >
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