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Yes, I will die if I actually put CDs back instead of let them get scratched and ruined. 8 33.33%
No. It won't kill me, but I'm hoping it eventually will kill you. 16 66.67%
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Old 12-17-2009, 12:43 AM   #1
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How about I consider putting the fucking CDs back in the fucking sleeves the day you put the toilet lid and seat down and replace the goddamn toilet roll?
I'm actually the one who keeps the lid down and I'll get right on the toilet paper thing when I finish installing the gizmo that holds the toilet paper in the first place.

Which leads me to another question: Why is it that men, who need to sit on the toilet seat to poop, always remember to check if the seat is down before they sit on it, but women don't?
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:35 PM   #2
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Because we always sit down, so the seat should always be down, so why check? Now this leads me to wonder. Unless it's in the middle of the night and the woman's eyes are closed while heading to bathroom and use the toilet (it's possilbe, right?), shouldn't a person see if the toilet seat is up or down? Just wondering. I don't live with a man, so the toilet seat is not an issue with me. However, whenever I'm at someone else's home and I must, absolutely need to use the bathroom :p, I can always see if the seat is up or down. Anyhoo, just wondering.
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Old 12-18-2009, 09:12 PM   #3
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Which leads me to another question: Why is it that men, who need to sit on the toilet seat to poop, always remember to check if the seat is down before they sit on it, but women don't?
Not an issue if the goddamn lid is down....
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Old 12-21-2009, 07:39 PM   #4
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Not an issue if the goddamn lid is down....
...or you could learn to pee standing up. All it takes is a little practice.:p

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