Pizza Delivery

wolf · 11-13-2003, 01:23 AM

Many, many years ago, one of the guys had this girlfriend who was, much to his delight, very horny.

She would, however, approach him, often in public settings, or while there were people in their apartment to demand attention. And she would be very specific.

He didn't want her NOT to approach him, but he was sufficiently suave that he didn't want her blurting out her rather specific requests in front of large groups of people, including his parents.

So he made up a code word for her.

And that's the name we use when we order pizza.

kleinshelley · 09-17-2006, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Many, many years ago, one of the guys had this girlfriend who was, much to his delight, very horny.

She would, however, approach him, often in public settings, or while there were people in their apartment to demand attention. And she would be very specific.

He didn't want her NOT to approach him, but he was sufficiently suave that he didn't want her blurting out her rather specific requests in front of large groups of people, including his parents.

So he made up a code word for her.

And that's the name we use when we order pizza.

wow that story reminds me of me and my ex-bf

11-13-2003, 01:23 AM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Many, many years ago, one of the guys had this girlfriend who was, much to his delight, very horny. She would, however, approach him, often in public settings, or while there were people in their apartment to demand attention. And she would be very specific. He didn't want her NOT to approach him, but he was sufficiently suave that he didn't want her blurting out her rather specific requests in front of large groups of people, including his parents. So he made up a code word for her. And that's the name we use when we order pizza. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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