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Elspode · 01-19-2010, 05:30 PM

A whole new spin on "praise God and pass the ammunition". Makes me want to get a gubmint sight contract and inscribe a pentagram somewhere. I mean, fair's fair, right?

squirell nutkin · 01-19-2010, 10:54 PM

How about a reference to...what was that thing in the bible about thou shalt not... what was it? Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...

ZenGum · 01-20-2010, 06:29 AM

The Sepoy Revolt, which started the Indian Rebellion, was precipitated by issue that the cartridges for the rifles were greased in animal fat made from pigs and cows. The soldiers had to bite the cartridges to release the powder, and this would defile the Muslims and case the Hindus to break caste rules. Troubles followed because of - presumably accidental - stupidity.

Today, the rifles issued to Iraqi and Afghan soldiers have Bible citations slipped in. What could possibly go wrong?

skysidhe · 01-20-2010, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

A whole new spin on "praise God and pass the ammunition". Makes me want to get a gubmint sight contract and inscribe a pentagram somewhere. I mean, fair's fair, right?

More fair if you were to fashion them as ninja weapon stars and hurl them at people.

TheMercenary · 01-20-2010, 09:31 AM

UK Olympian Suffers Major Wardrobe Malfunction on Bobsled Track

http://www.breitbart.tv/uk-olympian-...bobsled-track/

jinx · 01-20-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

How about a reference to...what was that thing in the bible about thou shalt not... what was it? Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...

Bust a cap?

Scriveyn · 01-20-2010, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin

How about a reference to...what was that thing in the bible about thou shalt not... what was it? Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...

"Kill not, abet not those who kill. - Thou shalt not pay thy butcher's bill."

(Ambrose Bierce)

squirell nutkin · 01-20-2010, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Bust a cap?

I know the thing you speak of exact!

IT was from this same book:

Big Daddy's Rap

Yo, Big Daddy upstairs,

You be chillin

So be yo hood

You be sayin' it, I be doin' it

In this here hood and yo's

Gimme some eats

And cut me some slack, Blood

So's I be doin' it to dem dat diss me

Don' be pushin' me into no jive

And keep dem crips away

'Cause you always be da man,

Straight up

Happy Monkey · 01-20-2010, 02:24 PM

A new basketball league is forming!

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Only players that are natural born United States citizens...

OK. Rah rah USA I suppose...

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... with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.

...whoops!

capnhowdy · 01-20-2010, 07:27 PM

voted.....you da man!

Happy Monkey · 01-20-2010, 08:00 PM

Thanks!

classicman · 01-22-2010, 12:45 PM

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Intelligent Design: As with all copulating species, female Muscovy ducks battle male Muscovy ducks over which controls fertilization. Patricia Brennan of Yale, writing in a recent Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences, found that the female Muscovy avoids forced sex by having evolved a clockwise-spiraled corkscrew vagina that foils male intruders (but relaxing it for preferred mates, so that they don't get stuck in vaginal "cul-de-sacs"). Brennan's team worked with high-speed video and mock-up glass tubing of the respective organs. [LiveScience.com, 12-23-09]

Spexxvet · 01-22-2010, 12:54 PM

It has been reported that male Muscovy ducks have developed a counter clockwise-spiraled corkscrew vagina. All female Muscovy ducks have been warned!

Clodfobble · 01-23-2010, 10:05 AM

Back in 1988, a girl with no vagina got pregnant after first having oral sex, then getting stabbed in the stomach in a knife fight. Honest-to-god case study from the NIH. There are too many good parts to quote, you just have to read the whole thing.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2010, 01:37 PM

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Mafeteng Districts Hospital, Lesotho

I wonder if she had been ~~circumcised~~ mutilated?

01-19-2010, 05:30 PM	#751
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	A whole new spin on "praise God and pass the ammunition". Makes me want to get a gubmint sight contract and inscribe a pentagram somewhere. I mean, fair's fair, right? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-19-2010, 10:54 PM	#752
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01-20-2010, 06:29 AM	#753
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	The Sepoy Revolt, which started the Indian Rebellion, was precipitated by issue that the cartridges for the rifles were greased in animal fat made from pigs and cows. The soldiers had to bite the cartridges to release the powder, and this would defile the Muslims and case the Hindus to break caste rules. Troubles followed because of - presumably accidental - stupidity. Today, the rifles issued to Iraqi and Afghan soldiers have Bible citations slipped in. What could possibly go wrong? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-20-2010, 09:31 AM	#755
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	UK Olympian Suffers Major Wardrobe Malfunction on Bobsled Track http://www.breitbart.tv/uk-olympian-...bobsled-track/ __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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01-22-2010, 12:54 PM	#763
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	It has been reported that male Muscovy ducks have developed a counter clockwise-spiraled corkscrew vagina. All female Muscovy ducks have been warned! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

01-23-2010, 10:05 AM	#764
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Back in 1988, a girl with no vagina got pregnant after first having oral sex, then getting stabbed in the stomach in a knife fight. Honest-to-god case study from the NIH. There are too many good parts to quote, you just have to read the whole thing. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

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