How Clean is Your House?

Glinda · 01-23-2010, 12:20 PM

I've become addicted to this show. Kim and Aggie are goofy as hell, but what fascinates me is the houses they visit.

Good god, how do people live that way? Clutter is one thing, but harboring dangerous biomasses throughout the house is something else entirely. And I don't need smell-o-vision to appreciate the stink that must permeate some of these places.

HAGGIS!

I wonder, do these people turn themselves in, or do Kim and Aggie have a bunch of spies reporting the filth offenders?

Trilby · 01-23-2010, 12:43 PM

to answer your question, my house isn't that clean. I'm mildly ashamed of this but not enought to actually DO something about it. I usually eat my toast and muse about how I should mop the floor but it just never gets done.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-23-2010, 12:45 PM

Mind over matter... If you don't mind, it don't matter.

Glinda · 01-23-2010, 01:04 PM

Well, my place isn't exactly pristine either, but come on. Some of the houses look like someone turned over a commercial dumpster in them, then let it all putrefy and fester for a year, after a bunch of gremlins were turned loose to piss in the corners and deposit nasty little poops all over the place.

jinx · 01-23-2010, 01:11 PM

Mine's not bad, but it's not perfect (like my mother's house) either. I could have it sparkling within a full day of cleaning. Not including windows, because fuck that.

I make the kids spend 1/2 hour a day straightening up, getting rid of clutter, vacuuming etc, every day. It helps a lot.

Now if we would just get off our asses and paint...

Juniper · 01-23-2010, 01:21 PM

My house isn't worthy of a reality show about its mess, but I think I could work all day and all night and still it would be a pig sty. It seems to mess itself up when nobody's looking. At least I think that's the case; certainly nobody ever claims responsibility for it.

I did just clean my office yesterday though. I can now see the top of my desk, and the floor. And I might even be able to open the file cabinet!

monster · 01-23-2010, 10:08 PM

OMG that makes me feel so much better. my house is a mess/clutter disaster, but it ain't filthy like those....

01-23-2010, 12:20 PM	#1
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	How Clean is Your House? I've become addicted to this show. Kim and Aggie are goofy as hell, but what fascinates me is the houses they visit. Good god, how do people live that way? Clutter is one thing, but harboring dangerous biomasses throughout the house is something else entirely. And I don't need smell-o-vision to appreciate the stink that must permeate some of these places. HAGGIS! I wonder, do these people turn themselves in, or do Kim and Aggie have a bunch of spies reporting the filth offenders?

01-23-2010, 12:43 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	to answer your question, my house isn't that clean. I'm mildly ashamed of this but not enought to actually DO something about it. I usually eat my toast and muse about how I should mop the floor but it just never gets done. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-23-2010, 12:45 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Mind over matter... If you don't mind, it don't matter. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-23-2010, 01:11 PM	#5
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Mine's not bad, but it's not perfect (like my mother's house) either. I could have it sparkling within a full day of cleaning. Not including windows, because fuck that. I make the kids spend 1/2 hour a day straightening up, getting rid of clutter, vacuuming etc, every day. It helps a lot. Now if we would just get off our asses and paint... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-23-2010, 10:08 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	OMG that makes me feel so much better. my house is a mess/clutter disaster, but it ain't filthy like those.... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-23-2010, 01:04 PM	#4
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Well, my place isn't exactly pristine either, but come on. Some of the houses look like someone turned over a commercial dumpster in them, then let it all putrefy and fester for a year, after a bunch of gremlins were turned loose to piss in the corners and deposit nasty little poops all over the place.

01-23-2010, 01:21 PM	#6
Juniper I know, right? Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,539	My house isn't worthy of a reality show about its mess, but I think I could work all day and all night and still it would be a pig sty. It seems to mess itself up when nobody's looking. At least I think that's the case; certainly nobody ever claims responsibility for it. I did just clean my office yesterday though. I can now see the top of my desk, and the floor. And I might even be able to open the file cabinet!

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