Humor...I Need Humor...

classicman · 01-25-2010, 08:13 PM

Morris returns from a long business trip and finds out that his wife has been unfaithful during his time away. Who was it!!!???" he
yells. "That alta kakker Goldstein?" "No," replied his wife. "It
wasn't Goldstein." "Was it Feldman, that dirty old man?" "No, not him."
"Aha! Then it must have been that idiot Rabinovich!" "No, it wasn't
Rabinovich either..."
Morris was now fuming.
"What's the matter?" he cried. "None of my friends are good enough for you?"

xoxoxoBruce · 01-26-2010, 01:11 AM

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. The Doctor asks what happened. The woman says "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp..." The Doctor says "I have a really good medicine against that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".
Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
The woman says "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me".
The Doctor replies "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!"

01-25-2010, 08:13 PM	#1
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Morris returns from a long business trip and finds out that his wife has been unfaithful during his time away. Who was it!!!???" he yells. "That alta kakker Goldstein?" "No," replied his wife. "It wasn't Goldstein." "Was it Feldman, that dirty old man?" "No, not him." "Aha! Then it must have been that idiot Rabinovich!" "No, it wasn't Rabinovich either..." Morris was now fuming. "What's the matter?" he cried. "None of my friends are good enough for you?" __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-26-2010, 01:11 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. The Doctor asks what happened. The woman says "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp..." The Doctor says "I have a really good medicine against that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle". Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again. The woman says "Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me". The Doctor replies "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!" __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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