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monster · 01-27-2010, 03:38 PM

no, you're a one-trick troll.

jinx · 01-27-2010, 06:58 PM

Wait, so, he thinks The Village People were conservatives? Ha ha, I don't think so buddy...

Madman · 01-28-2010, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Pie

emma?

Emma? I worked with an Emma once. Middle age, divorced, psychotic, gave a new meaning to "drama queeen." I stayed out of her way so I could just observe. Kind of felt sorry for her so I was one of the ones who treated her respectfully (at a distance). She took an early retirement. Ran into her at the hospital about a year ago. Said "hi" to her. She looked at me and said "do I know you?" I told her I must've mistaken her for someone else, told her to have a good day and went about my way.

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Originally Posted by monster

no, you're a one-trick troll.

Troll? Me? No, just a prankster.

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Originally Posted by jinx

Wait, so, he thinks The Village People were conservatives? Ha ha, I don't think so buddy...

Now, now. I liked the Village People. They had some pretty upbeat music. I still exercise to "Y.M.C.A."

Nirvana · 01-28-2010, 05:05 PM

> Tom Brady, after living a full life, died and went to heaven.
> When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came
>
> to a modest little house with a faded patriots flag in the window.
> "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very
> special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed,
> and walked up to his house. On his way
>
> up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was
> a 3-story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a
>
> 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every
> window, a blue and white Colts towel.
> Tom Brady looked at God
> and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a
> question. I was an all-pro QB,
>
> I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God
> said "So what's your point Tom?"
> "Well, why does Peyton manning get a
> better house than me?" God
> chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine.
>
>
>
>
>
> ***GO COLTS***

01-27-2010, 03:38 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	no, you're a one-trick troll. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-27-2010, 06:58 PM	#2
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Wait, so, he thinks The Village People were conservatives? Ha ha, I don't think so buddy... __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

01-28-2010, 05:05 PM	#4
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	> Tom Brady, after living a full life, died and went to heaven. > When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came > > to a modest little house with a faded patriots flag in the window. > "This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very > special; not everyone gets a house up here." Tom felt special, indeed, > and walked up to his house. On his way > > up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was > a 3-story mansion with a blue and white sidewalk, a > > 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and in every > window, a blue and white Colts towel. > Tom Brady looked at God > and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a > question. I was an all-pro QB, > > I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God > said "So what's your point Tom?" > "Well, why does Peyton manning get a > better house than me?" God > chuckled, and said, "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine. > > > > > > *GO COLTS* __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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