No Sex Please,

[Sundae]

I generally fancy "ugly" or "unconventional" men (speech marks because to me they're yummy).

Steve Pemberton, Ian Hislop, Frank Skinner, David Baddiel (although he was gorg when he was younger!) I'd pay to see any of them in a state of undress. Better yet, naked with any of the others! I'm a sick, sick woman....

But really, look them up on YouTube, IMHO they're the cream of English comedy. Well, they rise to the top anyway

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

They love being Catholic, molesting priests and hypocrisy and all..

Whoever molested a priest?

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

...I generally fancy "ugly" or "unconventional" men...

Hi, my name's Gravdigr. I like walks on the beach, kittehs, pink hair, and women who like ugly, unconventional men...

Ugly & unconventional...I just may be your dream man!

[Shawnee123]

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

People spend way to much time judging faces. As a gay man, one thing I've learned is, if you fuck 'em in the ass, it doesn't matter if they even HAVE a face.
But if you fuck 'em in the face, you're shit out of luck.

Originally Posted by Pie

But, you see, you wake up next to the face. Unless you're sleeping with your face in his butt.

Or sneak out at 2am, but I digress.

I don't do those kinds of scenes either.

I'll give you everything, but I have to reallllllllllllllly like you, and that includes the face part of you. You don't have to be a beauty, just a real and honest person with a ton of personality and smarts. And by "you" I mean "not you." And by "not you" I mean "no one here specifically so don't be offended."

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Whoever molested a priest?

I did. No not really. I really must have my brain looked at.