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squirell nutkin · 04-23-2010, 08:04 AM

A Romanian accountant is working for the mob and decides to embezzle several million dollars. He's caught and getting worked over by the mob but he only speaks Romanian, so they get a translator to help interrogate him.

The boss says, "Tell him if he doesn't tells us where the money is, we're going to kill him."
The translator gives the message to the accountant.
The accountant gives in and says, "I buried it under my shed."
The translator looks at the mob boss and says, "He told you to go fuck yourself."

04-23-2010, 08:04 AM	#10
squirell nutkin has a second hand user title Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: in a Nut House Posts: 2,017	A Romanian accountant is working for the mob and decides to embezzle several million dollars. He's caught and getting worked over by the mob but he only speaks Romanian, so they get a translator to help interrogate him. The boss says, "Tell him if he doesn't tells us where the money is, we're going to kill him." The translator gives the message to the accountant. The accountant gives in and says, "I buried it under my shed." The translator looks at the mob boss and says, "He told you to go fuck yourself." __________________ And now I'm finished posting.

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