Have you ever?

[GunMaster357]

Have you ever:

Received a standing ovation? No
Given a eulogy? Yes
Hosted a party people still talk about? Yes
Masturbared in your workplace? More than that, does it count?
Kissed a dead body? Yes
Had a song or poem written about you? Not that I know of
Received a marriage proposal from someone you didn't marry? No
Flashed your bits and/ or pieces to a total stranger? Does it count when you fuck her with her consent and leave her still not knowing her name?
Failed a driving test? Yes
Had a coldsore? No
Been given money by a complete stranger? No
Cried in a supermarket? I always cut onions at home