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Old 06-27-2010, 10:56 AM   #1
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Ok, you were 15 in 87 until July, and maybe 16 if it was 88. I look at that picture, and I want to do bad awful things to you. At first I was troubled by that....but then I used logic to overcome that feeling.

Given the fact that I didn't meet you until you were 17, and didn't actually get to DO the bad awful things until you were 18, and then I eventually married you...... I don't feel at all like a pedo for wanting to do said bad awful things. I've checked, and I don't want to do bad awful things to the other girls in the picture, so I know I'm wanting to do bad things for what must be good reasons. This must be retroactive pedophelia, which is Legal in PA.


the above was a dramitization posted only to get a laugh
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Old 06-27-2010, 01:38 PM   #2
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I've checked, and I don't want to do bad awful things to the other girls in the picture...
See a doctor.
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