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Old 07-21-2010, 02:56 PM   #1
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Suddenly kick brother in the crotch! That'll endear you to him.
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Old 07-21-2010, 03:03 PM   #2
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You have three choices:

1. Tell him that, while you enjoy pounding a few back and having a good time, it's not the appropriate time and/or place.

2. Let him get you wasted and hope you don't wake up the next morning wondering why your girlfriend won't return your calls.

3. Tell him that the last time you got really drunk, everyone around you wound up dead and you've been on the run since.
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Old 07-22-2010, 07:08 AM   #3
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Suddenly kick brother in the crotch! That'll endear you to him.
Shawnee comes up with the correct answer almost every time.
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:04 AM   #4
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Shawnee comes up with the correct answer almost every time.
Would I join the self-flagellating masses if I were to say "yes, that is true, thanks for noticing" or does that sort of response just seem really attention whorish and pathetic? Kind of like "you like me, you really like me" See? Did anyone see?
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:12 AM   #5
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the proper course of action is to quote spudcon in your signature line. So we are reminded of your awesomeness every time you post. Not to say that we aren't already.
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:15 AM   #6
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Heheheheeee...I'm on the top of the world! Even tongue-in-cheek compliments have me on cloud nine! I'm going to take your advice, my friend. Sort of a little affirmation for me, every time I post.

(seriously, I'm killing myself today. Froggy mood.)
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:24 AM   #7
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What have I done?
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:30 AM   #8
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You've created a monster! No, not really, you've only enabled a monster! And not the cool kind of monster like our transplanted Brit.

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