The Shitjob Chronicles - my personal tales of working with bumfuks

zippyt · 12-08-2003, 11:22 PM

Good story Slang , i don't even want to relate how many times i have seen stuff like this . As I live in the sticks 20 miles behind the back side of no where raceing is king , dirt track , NASCAR , hell any thing with wheels is raced around here . You should hear the sounds of all the bubbas in there pickups on a sunday after a race out here , it sounds like Daytona!
I personaly don't get Nascar , drive ,turn left , drive ,turn left ,drive ,turn left . Where is the challange ??? Now I am not saying I could hang with the big boys on this , but DAMN how hard could it be ????
I always like to mess with the bubbas when they start that Nascar crap "Nascar ain't shit , you want to see some REAL raceing watch a Rally race some time , those Motherfuckers are CRASY !!!" 500hp all wheel drive mixed terrain against the clock , you don't have the excuse that Billy-Bob spun you out .
You eather win or you loose !!!!! You can drive or you can't !!!
here's a link to the WRC
http://www.wrc.com/en_GB/default.htm

12-08-2003, 11:22 PM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Good story Slang , i don't even want to relate how many times i have seen stuff like this . As I live in the sticks 20 miles behind the back side of no where raceing is king , dirt track , NASCAR , hell any thing with wheels is raced around here . You should hear the sounds of all the bubbas in there pickups on a sunday after a race out here , it sounds like Daytona! I personaly don't get Nascar , drive ,turn left , drive ,turn left ,drive ,turn left . Where is the challange ??? Now I am not saying I could hang with the big boys on this , but DAMN how hard could it be ???? I always like to mess with the bubbas when they start that Nascar crap "Nascar ain't shit , you want to see some REAL raceing watch a Rally race some time , those Motherfuckers are CRASY !!!" 500hp all wheel drive mixed terrain against the clock , you don't have the excuse that Billy-Bob spun you out . You eather win or you loose !!!!! You can drive or you can't !!! here's a link to the WRC http://www.wrc.com/en_GB/default.htm __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)