Do you pee in the shower? - Page 12

Happy Monkey · 12-08-2003, 11:04 PM

Mine's just a silly pun. Length * Width = Area.

lumberjim · 12-08-2003, 11:11 PM

and that's a pun because.....?

is it some kind of math teacher type humor?

im afraid you'll have to break it down for me.....it escapes me

insoluble · 12-09-2003, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
and that's a pun because.....?

is it some kind of math teacher type humor?

im afraid you'll have to break it down for me.....it escapes me

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Happy Monkey · 12-09-2003, 07:04 AM

Yep. Like I said. Silly. But what the heck, I like it.

dar512 · 12-09-2003, 09:22 AM

It's been bothering me, because this thread reminded me of something. Now I remember:

While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I said, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.

The longer you live, the more your head resembles Bruce's house full of doodads. There's a whole closet full of limericks in mine.

lumberjim · 12-09-2003, 09:30 AM

GOT ANY FUNNY ONES?

wolf · 12-09-2003, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

hmmm...I don't remember.....do they post movie scripts online? or you could rent it? I'm also told that there is no "else" in it.

The Internet Movie Database is Your Friend.

Most films on the database have a Memorable Quotes section.

In this we find:

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told."

dar512 · 12-09-2003, 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
GOT ANY FUNNY ONES?

Hey. I like that one.

*muttering* tough crowd.

OK. Here's another:

There once was a girl Anne Heiser
Who swore that no man would surprise her
But Pabst took a chance
found the Schlitz in her pants
and now she is sadder Budweiser

The author points out that one should not criticize this poem as it is just a draft.

My favorite is the set of three limericks about the women from Birmingham. But I don't know how X-rated we're allowed to be on the Cellar. UT?

FileNotFound · 12-09-2003, 11:54 AM

Errm...I think I've just about chased anyone under 18 away..

lumberjim · 12-09-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wolf

The Internet Movie Database is Your Friend.

Most films on the database have a Memorable Quotes section.

In this we find:

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told."

THANKS!

SteveDallas · 12-09-2003, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dar512

OK. Here's another:

Not a limerick, exactly:

Pretty Mary donned her skates,
Upon the ice to frisk;
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?

And this classic, which I'm sure I got from the Cellar BBS cookie file:

A UNIX saleslady, Lenore
Liked work but she liked the beach more.
She found a good way
To combine work and play--
She sells C shells by the seashore.

OnyxCougar · 12-09-2003, 02:22 PM

From Piss to Poetry. God, I love this place!

Undertoad · 12-09-2003, 02:52 PM

That has a certain ring to it.

FileNotFound · 12-09-2003, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
From Piss to Poetry. God, I love this place!

If the above is your definition of poetry, then it's really not that big of a jump from piss.

lumberjim · 12-09-2003, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OnyxCougar
From Piss to Poetry.

Quote:

That has a certain ring to it.

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12-08-2003, 11:04 PM	#166
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Mine's just a silly pun. Length * Width = Area. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-08-2003, 11:11 PM	#167
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and that's a pun because.....? is it some kind of math teacher type humor? im afraid you'll have to break it down for me.....it escapes me __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-09-2003, 07:04 AM	#169
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Yep. Like I said. Silly. But what the heck, I like it. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

12-09-2003, 09:30 AM	#171
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	GOT ANY FUNNY ONES? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-09-2003, 09:22 AM	#170
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	It's been bothering me, because this thread reminded me of something. Now I remember: While having the duchess to tea She said, "Do you burp when you pee?" I said, "Not a bit. Do you fart when you shit?" Which I'd say left the honors to me. The longer you live, the more your head resembles Bruce's house full of doodads. There's a whole closet full of limericks in mine.

12-09-2003, 11:54 AM	#174
FileNotFound Intouch with his inner sheep rider. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 603	Errm...I think I've just about chased anyone under 18 away.. __________________ This is a rat. \|This is a hamster.\| This is a chipmunk.\| This is a Sheep Rider.

12-09-2003, 02:22 PM	#177
OnyxCougar Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Kingdom of Atlantia Posts: 2,979	From Piss to Poetry. God, I love this place!

12-09-2003, 02:52 PM	#178
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	That has a certain ring to it.

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