If your town was a person

Pie · 12-09-2003, 01:49 PM

Lawrenceville is the 37-year old middle child. He's moderately sucessful as a cpa. He's got a decent income, but is up to his eyeballs in debt trying to keep up with the jonses. He drives an audi, wears pierre-cardin. He's not quite sure if he's going to be able to afford that new roof his house needs.

He's balding and takes propecia. He's had one unsucessful marriage -- no children.

He wishes his sister Princeton wasn't quite so successful, and his brother Trenton would get a job. But Mom always liked them better.

- Pie

12-09-2003, 01:49 PM	#19
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Lawrenceville, NJ Lawrenceville is the 37-year old middle child. He's moderately sucessful as a cpa. He's got a decent income, but is up to his eyeballs in debt trying to keep up with the jonses. He drives an audi, wears pierre-cardin. He's not quite sure if he's going to be able to afford that new roof his house needs. He's balding and takes propecia. He's had one unsucessful marriage -- no children. He wishes his sister Princeton wasn't quite so successful, and his brother Trenton would get a job. But Mom always liked them better. - Pie __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

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