Sept 6, 2010: Smoking Puppy

xoxoxoBruce · 09-06-2010, 12:40 AM

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23-year-old chef Zeng Ziguang said that he thought it would be funny to teach Little Black, his new puppy, to smoke when he bought him six months ago. He said: 'At the beginning he hated the smell a lot. Then I trained him to get used to it by puffing the smoke onto his face frequently.'

Zeng, of Wuchang in Hubei Province, central China, used treats of food to train Little Black to put the cigarette in his mouth. Within a month, he says, the puppy was smoking. 'Now it can smoke a pack a day,' Zeng boasted.

But don't worry about Mr Zeng, cigarettes are cheap in China, so it won't cost him much.

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In other puppy abuse news, you may have heard about, or even seen, the video of the blond girl throwing 6 puppies in a river. The police in Bosnia have tracked her down. Even better news, one Grandma Rose Pavlovic, rescued 5 of the 6 puppies from the river.

Pearcie (AUS) · 09-06-2010, 01:04 AM

people are f*cked

SPUCK · 09-06-2010, 05:28 AM

Oh man...

What a dickhead.

Undertoad · 09-06-2010, 05:52 AM

It's terrible.

If they want to put him on the patch, they have to shave him.

sweetwater · 09-06-2010, 06:27 AM

Oh, how nice: a puppy with fur the same color as his lungs.

ZenGum · 09-06-2010, 07:45 AM

Smoked dog-meat: ur doin it rong.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-06-2010, 07:50 AM

Well yes, it's a fucked up thing to do, but I doubt the dog is actually smoking. More likely he's just holding them in his mouth, getting second hand smoke.

squirell nutkin · 09-06-2010, 08:32 AM

So, I probably shouldn't have taught my cat to freebase then?

ajaccio · 09-06-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

...I doubt the dog is actually smoking. More likely he's just holding them in his mouth, getting second hand smoke.

Ya. So the pup will only develop mouth cancer instead of lung cancer. Might as well teach him to chew tobacco.

Rhianne · 09-06-2010, 01:03 PM

Don't be such a spoilsport, it only has one pack a day.

Diaphone Jim · 09-06-2010, 03:23 PM

Smoking puppies, two-legged lambs and four-eared cats. The Chinese seem to have a lot more fun with their animals than others do.

newtimer · 09-06-2010, 04:02 PM

Where's the harm? Dogs only live for a dozen or so years anyway. He'll be dead decades before any cancer shows up.

wolf · 09-06-2010, 04:33 PM

That's a lot cuter when a monkey does it. And they really inhale.

ajaccio · 09-06-2010, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by newtimer

Where's the harm? Dogs only live for a dozen or so years anyway. He'll be dead decades before any cancer shows up.

Dogs contract and die of cancer all the time.

Pearcie (AUS) · 09-07-2010, 12:52 AM

yeah, sadly, my cousin's dog died from cancer a couple of months ago at only 5 years old. She was a lab, the vet said apparently 1 in 8 labs get cancer and it's on the rise.

09-06-2010, 06:27 AM	#5
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ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Smoked dog-meat: ur doin it rong. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

09-06-2010, 07:50 AM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Well yes, it's a fucked up thing to do, but I doubt the dog is actually smoking. More likely he's just holding them in his mouth, getting second hand smoke. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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Pearcie (AUS) Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 73	people are f*cked

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Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's terrible. If they want to put him on the patch, they have to shave him.

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Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Don't be such a spoilsport, it only has one pack a day.

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Diaphone Jim Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,122	Smoking puppies, two-legged lambs and four-eared cats. The Chinese seem to have a lot more fun with their animals than others do.

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newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	Where's the harm? Dogs only live for a dozen or so years anyway. He'll be dead decades before any cancer shows up.

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Pearcie (AUS) Superior Inhabitant Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 73	yeah, sadly, my cousin's dog died from cancer a couple of months ago at only 5 years old. She was a lab, the vet said apparently 1 in 8 labs get cancer and it's on the rise.

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