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Old 09-29-2010, 09:15 AM   #1
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I saw my new doctor today, boy she is HOT. I could hardly stop staring at her boobs. She told me I have to stop masturbating though. I asked, "Why?" and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
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Old 09-29-2010, 10:44 AM   #2
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I saw my new doctor today, boy she is HOT. I could hardly stop staring at her boobs. She told me I have to stop masturbating though. I asked, "Why?" and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you."
That sounds like Rodney Dangerfield...
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Old 09-29-2010, 11:21 AM   #3
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That sounds like Rodney Dangerfield...
Does, doesn't it? Where are the comedians of yesteryear?
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:51 PM   #4
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I saw MONNIE, boy she is HOT. I could hardly stop masturbating."
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