What's mildly amusing you today?

Undertoad · 10-04-2010, 08:29 AM

I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.

footfootfoot · 10-04-2010, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.

You haven't had a chance to watch the surveillance videos yet then, huh?

Lamplighter · 10-04-2010, 12:52 PM

My wife and I went to the coast for our 50th wedding anniversary. While she went in to do some shopping, I opened the hatchback and sat with our Lab, Vicky.

A family came by with a 2 or 3 yr old girl.
The girl obviously wanted to touch Vicky.
Her mother said: "Ask the man if you can pet the dog"

This tiny little girl looked up at me and said:
" May I please pet your pretty dog ?"
Of course I said yes, and she did.
Then her mom said it was time to go.

The girl smiled at me and said:
"Thank you very much for letting me pet your dog."

A teenage couple came by and the girl started cooing over Vicky
The boy said: "Please tell me your dog is a fake"
And the girl snapped back:
"You owe me a puppy... remember last night ! "

Then a woman came by and said:
"Hi beautiful"... a pause ... "and your dog is pretty too ! "

I was befuddled and couldn't even speak.
She laughed and said: "Can I give you a treat ?"

She opened a bag of dog treats from her cart and gave one to Vicky.
She laughed again, and we both turned a few shades of red.

For this 75-yr old fart, it was a fun morning.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-04-2010, 03:30 PM

That's why more women keep men, than dogs... they're easier to amuse.

Spexxvet · 10-09-2010, 08:24 AM

Yesterday, passed a highschool girls tennis match. One of the players was wearing full Islamic garb - she was looking out of a slit to play tennis.

Shitty cell phone pic

SteveDallas · 10-09-2010, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.

That's all? They didn't ask you to perform services for them?

("Mr. Toad, could you run to the store and get us some more beer?")

10-04-2010, 03:30 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That's why more women keep men, than dogs... they're easier to amuse. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-09-2010, 08:24 AM	#5
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Yesterday, passed a highschool girls tennis match. One of the players was wearing full Islamic garb - she was looking out of a slit to play tennis. Shitty cell phone pic Attached Images __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-04-2010, 08:29 AM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I had five college-age lesbians at my house this weekend, and you know, my whole life I've had this awesome fantasy about what that would be like, but it wasn't like that at all. As far as I know they just sat around and talked.

10-04-2010, 12:52 PM	#3
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	My wife and I went to the coast for our 50th wedding anniversary. While she went in to do some shopping, I opened the hatchback and sat with our Lab, Vicky. A family came by with a 2 or 3 yr old girl. The girl obviously wanted to touch Vicky. Her mother said: "Ask the man if you can pet the dog" This tiny little girl looked up at me and said: " May I please pet your pretty dog ?" Of course I said yes, and she did. Then her mom said it was time to go. The girl smiled at me and said: "Thank you very much for letting me pet your dog." A teenage couple came by and the girl started cooing over Vicky The boy said: "Please tell me your dog is a fake" And the girl snapped back: "You owe me a puppy... remember last night ! " Then a woman came by and said: "Hi beautiful"... a pause ... "and your dog is pretty too ! " I was befuddled and couldn't even speak. She laughed and said: "Can I give you a treat ?" She opened a bag of dog treats from her cart and gave one to Vicky. She laughed again, and we both turned a few shades of red. For this 75-yr old fart, it was a fun morning.

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