TSA authorities can fine you $10,000 for leaving the airport - Page 5

Bullitt · 11-19-2010, 05:06 PM

Show up with a massive hard on Sheldon, that'll get their attention real quick.

Cloud · 11-19-2010, 06:52 PM

airports are un-sexy

footfootfoot · 11-19-2010, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

I'm flying to NJ next Tuesday. I'm hoping for a pat down and I plan on asking for a happy ending.

Oh please record that on your cell phone. That would be tha effing bomb

And then there's this:

ZenGum · 11-20-2010, 12:21 AM

Shels, wrap your junk in Aluminium foil. Aluminum works too. :P

xoxoxoBruce · 11-20-2010, 02:55 AM

Probably the best defense is moans, sighs, and giggles, along with eye batting and lip licking.

Sundae · 11-20-2010, 07:42 AM

Given the furore about gays in the military, they're probably more scared of you than a boner fide terrorist, Shel.
(deliberate misspelling)

classicman · 11-20-2010, 12:07 PM

Looks to see if TSA is hiring in NJ ....

ZenGum · 11-20-2010, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Given the furore about gays in the military, they're probably more scared of you than a boner fide terrorist, Shel.
(deliberate misspelling)

Cloud · 11-21-2010, 04:41 PM

I'm bugged by this guy's righteous "modesty" and snitfit. Who cares? the next time I fly, I'll have to go through one of these scanner thingies (they just put them in our airport). I know for certain I'll be up for either a pat down or a visual check because of my piercings.

Know. For Sure. So--I'll plan for this and make extra time for it. A hassle? Surely. Kind of unpleasant and humiliating? Yeah. Invasion of Privacy? Uh . . . maybe. I can't bring myself to care.

Travel is a hassle--this is not new. Plan for it. Cooperate. Just get me on the damn plane.

Undertoad · 11-21-2010, 05:27 PM

You may be forced to remove your piercings. Don't worry, they will give you pliers.

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

Cloud · 11-21-2010, 06:27 PM

yes, but that incident is old, and the TSA has changed their policy in response, to my knowledge.

I probably would make a stink if they tried to make me remove them. Pliers or no, there are some that I do not have the hand strength and/or leverage to remove myself.

Nirvana · 11-22-2010, 09:44 AM

classicman · 11-22-2010, 10:42 AM

LATEST TSA SLOGANS ...

Can't see London, can't see France, not till we see your underpants

If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner

Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy

Wanna fly? Drop your fly

We are now free to move about your pants

It's not a grope, It's a freedom pat

When in doubt, we make you whip it out

You were a virgin?

We handle more packages than UPS....

sexobon · 11-22-2010, 12:54 PM

FINALLY - A great alternative to body scanners at airports ...

The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at airports. It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you; but, WILL detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passengers ... we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX. Shalom!

classicman · 11-22-2010, 01:04 PM

HA! That would be too cool.

11-19-2010, 05:06 PM	#61
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Show up with a massive hard on Sheldon, that'll get their attention real quick. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

11-19-2010, 06:52 PM	#62
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	airports are un-sexy __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-20-2010, 12:21 AM	#64
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Shels, wrap your junk in Aluminium foil. Aluminum works too. :P __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-20-2010, 02:55 AM	#65
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Probably the best defense is moans, sighs, and giggles, along with eye batting and lip licking. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-20-2010, 12:07 PM	#67
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Looks to see if TSA is hiring in NJ .... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-20-2010, 07:42 AM	#66
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Given the furore about gays in the military, they're probably more scared of you than a boner fide terrorist, Shel. (deliberate misspelling)

11-21-2010, 04:41 PM	#69
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm bugged by this guy's righteous "modesty" and snitfit. Who cares? the next time I fly, I'll have to go through one of these scanner thingies (they just put them in our airport). I know for certain I'll be up for either a pat down or a visual check because of my piercings. Know. For Sure. So--I'll plan for this and make extra time for it. A hassle? Surely. Kind of unpleasant and humiliating? Yeah. Invasion of Privacy? Uh . . . maybe. I can't bring myself to care. Travel is a hassle--this is not new. Plan for it. Cooperate. Just get me on the damn plane. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-21-2010, 05:27 PM	#70
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	You may be forced to remove your piercings. Don't worry, they will give you pliers. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

11-21-2010, 06:27 PM	#71
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	yes, but that incident is old, and the TSA has changed their policy in response, to my knowledge. I probably would make a stink if they tried to make me remove them. Pliers or no, there are some that I do not have the hand strength and/or leverage to remove myself. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-22-2010, 09:44 AM	#72
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	__________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

11-22-2010, 10:42 AM	#73
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	LATEST TSA SLOGANS ... Can't see London, can't see France, not till we see your underpants If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy Wanna fly? Drop your fly We are now free to move about your pants It's not a grope, It's a freedom pat When in doubt, we make you whip it out You were a virgin? We handle more packages than UPS.... __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-22-2010, 12:54 PM	#74
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	FINALLY - A great alternative to body scanners at airports ... The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners at airports. It’s a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you; but, WILL detonate any explosive device you may have on you. They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed! You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system: "Attention standby passengers ... we now have a seat available on flight number XXXX. Shalom!

11-22-2010, 01:04 PM	#75
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	HA! That would be too cool. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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