When we find Osama: capture or kill on sight...

ThisOleMiss · 12-17-2003, 10:34 PM

I'm hoping one day someone lifts up a big rock and finds his flattened corpse.

However, on the off chance he is captured alive, I suggest the following punishment.

1: Lard enama. Then sew his anus shut.

2: Tie to post, have many naked women of various sizes, shapes and colors dance around him, screaming, chanting and otherwise scaring the crap out of him.

3: Execution by firing squad. Be sure to coat those bullets with some nice lard before firing.

4: Wrap his sorry corpse in a pig skin and bury him in a lard filled coffin, as that is the most efficient way to insure that he never sets foot in whatever promised land he thinks is awaiting him.

Cruel, maybe, but I'm feeling a bit vengful when it comes to Bin Laden.

12-17-2003, 10:34 PM	#8
ThisOleMiss Resident President Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Very, very, rural Mississippi Posts: 83	I'm hoping one day someone lifts up a big rock and finds his flattened corpse. However, on the off chance he is captured alive, I suggest the following punishment. 1: Lard enama. Then sew his anus shut. 2: Tie to post, have many naked women of various sizes, shapes and colors dance around him, screaming, chanting and otherwise scaring the crap out of him. 3: Execution by firing squad. Be sure to coat those bullets with some nice lard before firing. 4: Wrap his sorry corpse in a pig skin and bury him in a lard filled coffin, as that is the most efficient way to insure that he never sets foot in whatever promised land he thinks is awaiting him. Cruel, maybe, but I'm feeling a bit vengful when it comes to Bin Laden. __________________ Why kill them when you can make them live and suffer?

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