Nicknames that bite you in the ass

Sundae · 12-11-2010, 03:01 PM

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Carruthers · 12-11-2010, 04:08 PM

A neighbour works in the pharmaceutical industry and soon acquired the nickname 'Denzil'. I named him after the character from the Fast Show, Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California. The good Professor's experiments were always pointless but usually 'chemically assisted'. I have, on more than one occasion, nearly called the neighbour Denzil. It's only a matter of time...

The son had 'little sod' written all over him and soon acquired the soubriquet 'Damian' for reasons that will need no explanation.
He also appears to have developed an interest in 'pharmaceuticals' and has a suitably eclectic social circle.

Professor Dexter...

Gravdigr · 01-02-2011, 10:12 PM

Used to work with a guy with serious dental issues, we called him Skeletor. Used to work (different place) with girl who apparently thought it her duty in life to screw EVERY guy at the place, her name was Shari. We (the guys who did not want to become a notch on her belt) called her Scary.

Anyone really skinny, I use the universal Starvy. Really, really fat people (fatter than me), I call Skinny.

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12-11-2010, 04:08 PM	#2
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	A neighbour works in the pharmaceutical industry and soon acquired the nickname 'Denzil'. I named him after the character from the Fast Show, Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California. The good Professor's experiments were always pointless but usually 'chemically assisted'. I have, on more than one occasion, nearly called the neighbour Denzil. It's only a matter of time... The son had 'little sod' written all over him and soon acquired the soubriquet 'Damian' for reasons that will need no explanation. He also appears to have developed an interest in 'pharmaceuticals' and has a suitably eclectic social circle. Professor Dexter... Attached Images Last edited by Carruthers; 12-11-2010 at 04:37 PM. Reason: A sin of omission.

01-02-2011, 10:12 PM	#3
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