June 11, 2010: Good Kitty - Page 2

monster · 06-11-2010, 09:47 PM

They lied, he died -that's his embalmed corpse.

Lion Burgers

you will need:

Industrial forester's wood chipper
dead goat
unleashed hungry lion
Burger press
lots of time.

Turn chipper on, throw goat into chipper. wait a few seconds. make burgers

bluecuracao · 06-12-2010, 05:29 AM

The lioness behind them is thinking, "I can't believe I used to be into that weirdo toe freak."

eastepp · 12-23-2010, 08:14 PM

So Alex Larenty, 40, is a 50-year-old Briton...

jimhelm · 12-23-2010, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eastepp

So Alex Larenty, 40, is a 50-year-old Briton...

It took the author a REALLY long time to write that article, OK?

jimhelm · 12-23-2010, 08:56 PM

oh.. and holy lurker, batman.

jimhelm · 12-23-2010, 08:57 PM

I've just equaled your post count

Clodfobble · 12-23-2010, 10:27 PM

He's consistent, too. Roughly one post every 2 years. See ya in 2012, eastepp!

Glinda · 12-25-2010, 11:58 AM

Pish posh. Lions are easy. Look at me with this killer cat (taken a few weeks ago)...

See? Nothin' to it.

Trilby · 12-25-2010, 05:21 PM

adorable!

Shawnee123 · 12-25-2010, 11:57 PM

Glinda, I am completely jealous. And you look awesome!

Glinda · 12-26-2010, 11:10 AM

Thank you!

I hate having my picture taken (usually stand in the back behind something large), but I couldn't resist that cute little kitty, and the pics we took with him turned out great.

You can't even see how gigantic my pot-belly is!

Griff · 12-26-2010, 11:12 AM

That is too cute Glinda! Did you take him home?

Glinda · 12-26-2010, 11:25 AM

I SO wanted to! I've got plenty of land here, but I think that little cutie will be better off with people properly trained to raise him. The pic was taken at Cabo san Lucas a few weeks ago when I was on vacation.

There's a booth along the beach tourist area run by a group called Wild Cabos. They're trying to raise funds to build a reservation area to preserve animals that are in danger of extinction, and to provide a place for wild animals that people tried to raise at home (and then found out how crazy that idea was once the critter got too large to manage).

They charge $20 and you get a nice 5 x 7" pic (and you can take as many pics as you want with your own camera). I suppose it could have been a scam - I don't know - but I simply could not pass up an opportunity to play with a lion cub. I mean, how often do you get a chance like that?

Sundae · 12-27-2010, 06:31 AM

O h Glinda - I can't believe how smiley that lion is!
Then again... he's sat in your lap, what's not to smile about.

Gorgeous.
I know what you mean about worrying it's a scam, but as long as the little chaps looked happy and healthy I think you have to take some things on trust.

xoxoxoBruce · 12-29-2010, 08:49 AM

That kitty looks stoned.

Scam or not, you certainly got your $20 worth.

06-11-2010, 09:47 PM	#16
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	They lied, he died -that's his embalmed corpse. Lion Burgers you will need: Industrial forester's wood chipper dead goat unleashed hungry lion Burger press lots of time. Turn chipper on, throw goat into chipper. wait a few seconds. make burgers __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

12-23-2010, 08:56 PM	#20
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	oh.. and holy lurker, batman. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-23-2010, 08:57 PM	#21
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I've just equaled your post count __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

12-23-2010, 10:27 PM	#22
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	He's consistent, too. Roughly one post every 2 years. See ya in 2012, eastepp! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-25-2010, 05:21 PM	#24
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	adorable! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-12-2010, 05:29 AM	#17
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	The lioness behind them is thinking, "I can't believe I used to be into that weirdo toe freak."

12-23-2010, 08:14 PM	#18
eastepp Neophyte-in-training Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3	So Alex Larenty, 40, is a 50-year-old Briton...

12-25-2010, 11:58 AM	#23
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Pish posh. Lions are easy. Look at me with this killer cat (taken a few weeks ago)... See? Nothin' to it.

12-25-2010, 11:57 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Glinda, I am completely jealous. And you look awesome! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-26-2010, 11:10 AM	#26
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Thank you! I hate having my picture taken (usually stand in the back behind something large), but I couldn't resist that cute little kitty, and the pics we took with him turned out great. You can't even see how gigantic my pot-belly is!

12-26-2010, 11:12 AM	#27
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That is too cute Glinda! Did you take him home? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-26-2010, 11:25 AM	#28
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	I SO wanted to! I've got plenty of land here, but I think that little cutie will be better off with people properly trained to raise him. The pic was taken at Cabo san Lucas a few weeks ago when I was on vacation. There's a booth along the beach tourist area run by a group called Wild Cabos. They're trying to raise funds to build a reservation area to preserve animals that are in danger of extinction, and to provide a place for wild animals that people tried to raise at home (and then found out how crazy that idea was once the critter got too large to manage). They charge $20 and you get a nice 5 x 7" pic (and you can take as many pics as you want with your own camera). I suppose it could have been a scam - I don't know - but I simply could not pass up an opportunity to play with a lion cub. I mean, how often do you get a chance like that?

12-27-2010, 06:31 AM	#29
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	O h Glinda - I can't believe how smiley that lion is! Then again... he's sat in your lap, what's not to smile about. Gorgeous. I know what you mean about worrying it's a scam, but as long as the little chaps looked happy and healthy I think you have to take some things on trust. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-29-2010, 08:49 AM	#30
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That kitty looks stoned. Scam or not, you certainly got your $20 worth. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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