Stuff You Can't Do

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by plthijinx

which btw is why i don't go anywhere now.

This should be in the joke thread, but it is apropos.

A woman was shopping at a grocery store and as she went through the cashier's he commented on how much dog food she had in her cart and asked her if she had a lot of dogs for all the food she was buying.

"No, actually, it's for my husband. He accidentally ate a dog biscuit once and discovered that he loved the flavor and now, that's all he'll eat."

"Wow, that's the oddest thing I've ever heard." said the young cashier.

A few months later she was in his line again, but this time she had a cart full of normal groceries. The cashier asked her if her husband had got tired of dog food.

"Actually, no." She said, "He passed away recently."
"Oh, I'm sorry, had he been sick?" asked the cashier.
"No, he was lying on the couch licking his balls and he fell off and broke his neck."

[Nirvana]

I was waiting for this to be posted but since it has not made its way here . . .

The one thing you cannot do is say these 7 words on TV;
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

But you can type them on the interwebs