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toranokaze · 02-19-2011, 11:24 PM

What is the difference between a pizza and an airline pilot?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between the lotto and the mob?
the mob doesn't advertise

plthijinx · 02-22-2011, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toranokaze

What is the difference between a pizza and an airline pilot?
A pizza can feed a family of four.

funny but so true.

Nirvana · 02-22-2011, 04:29 PM

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied,
'What happened to my booger?'

02-19-2011, 11:24 PM	#1
toranokaze I'm still a jerk Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Little Mexico Posts: 1,817	What is the difference between a pizza and an airline pilot? A pizza can feed a family of four. What is the difference between the lotto and the mob? the mob doesn't advertise __________________ "Without deviation from the norm progress is not possible." - Frank Zappa It is the ignorance of ignorance that lead to the death of knowledge The Virgin Mary does not weep for her son, for he is in paradise. She weeps for the world , for we are in suffering.

02-22-2011, 04:29 PM	#3
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,'Daddy, look at this' , and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, 'What's wrong, honey?' She replied, 'What happened to my booger?' __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

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