Go Kart Madness!! (and some hijinx when i can fit it in)

[Clodfobble]

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

It sounded like a bingo caller! Is that you, plt?
Note this is not a criticism, prolly just a cultural thing.

Partly cultural, partly Texan accent.

"Alright guys--ah, hell--alright guys, remember [something] here: no bumping, no [something,] no reckless driving. That means do not hit each other. When the red lights go on, it's time to come back in, and come back in slow. Get on the brake pedal, the brake pedal is the red pedal underneath your left foot. Green pedal on the right's the gas, the red pedal on the left is the brake. The red light, red pedal, back to the lane you left from. Except for you, this side, you're gonna go back to the middle because the last person that came in got lost. Alright? Alright. Start with the [something], [same someting] only, y'all are [something] to go!"