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Shawnee123 · 03-08-2011, 01:43 PM

Yeah, but he was still a moron. Must be a local thing.

Grandma asked my ex one year what he wanted for Christmas. He said a new butt 'cause his had a crack in it. Grandma gave him a jar of spackle and a putty knife.

Tulip · 03-10-2011, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Yeah, but he was still a moron. Must be a local thing.

Grandma asked my ex one year what he wanted for Christmas. He said a new butt 'cause his had a crack in it. Grandma gave him a jar of spackle and a putty knife.

I see where you got your humor from. Your grandma is a funny woman.

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2011, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Tulip

I see where you got your humor from. Your grandma is a funny woman.

Thank you, she was. We lost her the day Princess Diana died. We joked that St Peter was all aflutter about this amazing woman who had showed up at the gates, and LOOK, there's Princess Di too! I bet my grandma cracked a joke or two for her, and they got along famously (if you believe in that sort of thing.)

She was an amazing woman. Independent, strong, funny, loving. I miss her all the time. If I believed in guardian angel types, I would believe in her. When she divorced my grandpa she never remarried, and was perfectly happy living her life on her own terms.

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Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yeah, but he was still a moron. Must be a local thing. Grandma asked my ex one year what he wanted for Christmas. He said a new butt 'cause his had a crack in it. Grandma gave him a jar of spackle and a putty knife. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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