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Old 03-14-2011, 01:55 PM   #1
jimhelm
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true and embarrassing story from my 'first time'

I was 17 or 18.... went into Eagle Pharmacy and asked the cute young girl behind the counter for '2 condoms' ...figuring I would need to try a dry run before hand...

yeah. she pointed to the rack of boxes in the back of the store where they came in 3 packs. we both blushed. I hope i had the sense to buy 2 - 3 packs, but disremember and i doubt I did.
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Old 03-14-2011, 02:52 PM   #2
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...figuring I would need to try a dry run before hand...
I woulda thought the hand was the "dry run"
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