Mar 11, 2011: Man has 82 tattoos of Julia Roberts

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 11:53 AM

I met a rat once, sane as could be. He had manners, he was charming, he held the door for me. We could discuss literature and philosophy for hours. Then he had to go to work in the shithouse. He changed. He stayed out late and never called. He drank. He stank. He started watching shows about trampy suburbanites.

Still, I don't know if all those traits were always somewhere below the surface, or if the shithouse induced them. He told me once about his Uncle Algernon, who was doing quite well for himself...then BOOM. Off the deep end.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of rats? There but for the grace of dog go I?

Spexxvet · 03-16-2011, 11:57 AM

Funny thing is, Julia Roberts has 83 tattoos of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic on her body.

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Funny thing is, Julia Roberts has 83 tattoos of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic on her body.

In the 5 days it took you to think that joke up, Miljenko Parserisas Bokovic got ONE MORE tattoo!

Trilby · 03-16-2011, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I met a rat once, sane as could be. He had manners, he was charming, he held the door for me. We could discuss literature and philosophy for hours. Then he had to go to work in the shithouse. He changed. He stayed out late and never called. He drank. He stank. He started watching shows about trampy suburbanites.

Still, I don't know if all those traits were always somewhere below the surface, or if the shithouse induced them. He told me once about his Uncle Algernon, who was doing quite well for himself...then BOOM. Off the deep end.

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of rats? There but for the grace of dog go I?

I had a very similar experience with a rat. He was fine until he started at that damn shithouse plant. Without warning, everything changed. Suddenly my Laura Ashley nighties weren't doing it for him and he brought a successively slutty type of teddy home for me to wear (NEVER!) and then, the meth.

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I had a very similar experience with a rat. He was fine until he started at that damn shithouse plant. Without warning, everything changed. Suddenly my Laura Ashley nighties weren't doing it for him and he brought a successively slutty type of teddy home for me to wear (NEVER!) and then, the meth.

Seriously girl. I feel your pain. When the USW (United Shit Workers) shut down the shop, I think they did us ALL a favor. There was too much. Too much cheese. Too much wine. Too much of everything. Suddenly, humble rats thought they owned everything. What they didn't own, they bought. What they bought, they bastardized with ugly paint jobs and bumper stickers and meat drippings. What they couldn't buy they scoffed, especially knowledge. Pandora's box was opened, and it was pandemonium. It was a seedy place. It was rat heaven.

Spexxvet · 03-16-2011, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Too much cheese. Too much wine.

OMG! Are they FRENCH?

Shawnee123 · 03-16-2011, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

OMG! Are they FRENCH?

Wee (wee wee wee)

03-16-2011, 11:53 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I met a rat once, sane as could be. He had manners, he was charming, he held the door for me. We could discuss literature and philosophy for hours. Then he had to go to work in the shithouse. He changed. He stayed out late and never called. He drank. He stank. He started watching shows about trampy suburbanites. Still, I don't know if all those traits were always somewhere below the surface, or if the shithouse induced them. He told me once about his Uncle Algernon, who was doing quite well for himself...then BOOM. Off the deep end. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of rats? There but for the grace of dog go I? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-16-2011, 11:57 AM	#2
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Funny thing is, Julia Roberts has 83 tattoos of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic on her body. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

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