The Wedding

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato

And it gave me the opportunity to see the most hideous hat I am ever likely to see. The young lady in beige behind the queen mum had a hat that I was sure was supposed to be an octopus. Later viewings convinced me that it was not an octopus, just a really ugly hat. Anyone know who it was? One of Fergie's kids perhaps?

I feel bad for her, actually. Something like 90% of the hats at that ceremony were designed by Philip Treacy, the undisputed fashion diva of all hat design, ever. What happens when you get a hat by Philip Treacy is, you bring him your dress, and he waves his God-gifted hands and creates an inspired masterpiece just for you. And then you wear it. Because you don't say no to Philip-fucking-Treacy, and you never suggest that something he designed for you is stupid looking.