Oi, Sundae!

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Sundae, you will never be completely invisible to the opposite sex. You're too smoking hot. Plus a lot of guys get into "granny sex". Dana, I'm sorry but you might be too far gone. You know I don't mean that in mean way. It's kind of like your study of history. You're becoming an ancient relic.

Down here in where I live, most women have grandkids or even great grandkids by early 40s. We have 2 sayings:

"Grannies need loving too!"
"Men become more distinguished as they age, while women become old hags"

We have sayings about where you live, too:

13 is a little young to be fucking, even if it is your bestest cousin.

By 40, the women look so rode hard and put away wet from years of popping out squawling brats and getting beat on, they do become like riding old nags covered in leather saddles and saddlebags.