Teacher Appreciation Week

[Tulip]

So, I thought I'd treat the teachers to pizza for lunch. Called the school, first lady: yes, all kindergarten teachers eat at the same time. Art, Music, and PE teachers? I don't know, please call back at 8AM. Okay, so I called back at 8. Another lady told me: No, the teachers don't eat at the same time. Who is your kid's teacher? She eats at 10:55PM. You should talk to her. Art, Music, and PE teachers? Let me transfer you. It went to voicemail. I don't leave messages cuz hardly anyone ever returs my call. So I figured, screw it. They're getting cookies. Takes some of my time but will save me money. The teachers got cookies from me for Christmas, and they will get them again now. I'll be known as C***'s cookie aunt. Hmm....actually, only his main teacher knows I'm the one who gave the cookies. Rest of his teachers thanked his parents. Oh wait, except for the PE's TA. She came to the classroom and thanked me personally. I think teacher's assistants are underappreciated.