Dear Penis Spam

infinite monkey · 05-04-2011, 03:48 PM

*snort*

penis spam · 05-04-2011, 04:27 PM

Is it possible to find true love with a person you have never met? I think I have. God guided me to this safe haven created by Mr. Undertoad. I have never met him, but I have read all of his posts. I can tell he was speaking directly to my soul without ever having met. We are destined to be together.

I don't know what to do. How do I show him our love is true? I think I know where he lives. Do I knock on his door? Do I send him flowers? I have even painted a portait of the two of us together in a sea of rose petals. I am afraid he will not love me because I am blind.

05-04-2011, 03:48 PM	#1
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	snort

05-04-2011, 04:27 PM	#2
penis spam looking for my true love Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Franklin, Ky Posts: 23	Is it possible to find true love with a person you have never met? I think I have. God guided me to this safe haven created by Mr. Undertoad. I have never met him, but I have read all of his posts. I can tell he was speaking directly to my soul without ever having met. We are destined to be together. I don't know what to do. How do I show him our love is true? I think I know where he lives. Do I knock on his door? Do I send him flowers? I have even painted a portait of the two of us together in a sea of rose petals. I am afraid he will not love me because I am blind.

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