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05-23-2011, 02:46 PM | #1 |
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Emergency Food Test
I have a bag of Cheetos that I keep in my car in case I ever get stranded in a snow bank. I've had them for five years and decided today that it's time to give them a try.
It says on the bag "Guaranteed Fresh until July 11." I don't know if that means July 2011, or July 11th (2006). I plan to eat three of them. I will then wait 60 seconds before injecting myself with the antidote. |
05-23-2011, 03:00 PM | #2 |
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His post is thirteen minutes old.
... can we panic now?
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05-23-2011, 03:18 PM | #3 |
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I could only eat one. They smelled like poison.
Then my arm was paralyzed and I couldn't give myself the antidote. I tried to dial 0118-999-881-999, but I couldn't remember the last four digits. Then I got better. |
05-23-2011, 03:29 PM | #4 |
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at least you didn't turn into a Newt!
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05-23-2011, 03:54 PM | #5 |
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Yah then you's have to run for president!
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05-23-2011, 05:38 PM | #6 |
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You have to rotate your emergency Cheetos.
That's my excuse, anyway.
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05-23-2011, 05:45 PM | #7 |
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I couldn't keep a bag of emergency cheetos in my car.
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05-23-2011, 05:46 PM | #8 |
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I'll have to mark that on my calendar:
+ Check spare tire + Check flashlight batteries + Rotate Cheetos |
05-23-2011, 05:49 PM | #9 |
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I would rotate the cheetos daily.
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05-23-2011, 05:55 PM | #10 |
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When did the food in this thread change from Cheerios to Cheetos?
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05-23-2011, 05:56 PM | #11 |
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After eating the five-year old Cheeto this afternoon I may be out of the Cheetos mood for a few days.
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05-23-2011, 05:57 PM | #12 |
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Cheerios? Well,those would be easier to rotate (considering that they're round).
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05-23-2011, 06:01 PM | #13 |
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"donut seeds"... which dwellar-spawn coined that term?
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05-23-2011, 06:13 PM | #14 |
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I can't eat Cheetos in the car.
Leather, you know. Can't get Cheedle on the leather.
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05-23-2011, 06:38 PM | #15 |
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They're Cheetos. They're supposed to smell like that. If that didn't smell like poison you might notice they taste like something worse.
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