Thank you TSA for totally messing up my suitcase!

[Sundae]

I would like to state that I have never indulged in any terrorist activities, or even proclivities.

Neither have I flown this week, (or even in the last 52 weeks) and I want my free oral sex, damnit
I mean, really.
He/ she doesn't even need to wear a uniform!

Although those little scented wipes would be nice afterwards.

Chris, that's rotten luck.
Something similar happened to me (pre 11th Sept but in a country with its own terrorism) on a flight back from Sri Lanka. My used underwear was liberally scattered amongst my other clothing. I mean it wasn't technically dirty - I hadn't had diarrhoea! - but I was having a torrid relationship at the time, with lots of saucy phone calls... In fact my mobile bill cost me more than the entire holiday.

Maybe that's why they scattered my knickers throughout the case. They were too stiff to get back in the bag!

Sorry TMI.
It was a long time ago.