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#61 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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From a conversation last night with a girl who had sensuous curly black hair (and who was reading CRYPTONOMICON!):
"Well, tomorrow's my day off, so I really should celebrate... are you doing anything tonight?" Was that a pickup line? |
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#62 |
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Sounds like it could have been...was she cute?
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#63 |
Has Body Temperature
Join Date: Oct 2003
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More to the point.. did it work?
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Umm ... yeah.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Arkansas, USA
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'Sides, by letting him stay we thought somebody else might deck him. Sure it would be our job to break it up, but we might not notice right off so it might take us a few extra seconds to get there...
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#65 | |
I am meaty
Join Date: Dec 2001
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![]() Oh, and I'd say yes, that was definitely a pickup line. Edit: Corrected a misspelling
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#66 | |
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Did anything happen with this spunky young lass?
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#67 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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I am tragically not very good yet at detecting these things.
I didn't clue in until about five minutes after we parted company. I managed to avoid giving myself any flesh wounds. |
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#68 |
Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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I think even I would have picked that up. And I'm notoriously clueless about such things.
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#69 |
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So, was this someone you had just met, or do you know her?
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#70 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Had just met. I did connive a scheme to meet with her again a week later, but not having picked up on the line immediately, I'm possibly too embarrassed to do so.
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#71 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
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If she was reading Crypto she probably "gets" social density and may even dig it.
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#72 |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Thank you for the encouragement! I suppose that I will go ahead and give it a try!
Although she hadn't read that far into the book: there were still about two hundred pages between her and those chapters. |
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#73 |
Ignorance is bliss and I'm orgasmic
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: perth, australia
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Do you have any Australian in you?
No ? Want some? |
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#74 |
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
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One that worked for me:
She: I have a bullwhip and I'm not afraid to use it! STRIP! me: Yes, Ma'am!
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#75 |
I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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one that worked for me:
"I'd like to get something straight between us." followed by: " you know, I can make this very hard for you" " why don;t you come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up" i guess it doesn;t really count as a "pick up" line cuz i was already married to the person it worked on.
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