Wisdom the Hard Way

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

Sundae, while I prefer runny yolks for eating, if you saw the front of the shirt I was wearing at the time, you would understand why with sandwiches, firm has its advantages.

Yebbut, it's not as nice.
As Dani says - cover your shit with a napkin

Originally Posted by monster

Don't keep a supply of diet coke in the car in the winter in Michigan.

'sploding?
I was given a miniature bottle of vodka and a can of Diet Coke for my birthday a couple of years ago, because my cow-orker couldn't make my evening out. Got home already trolleyed, put in freezer to chill, thinking I would drink it later. Fell asleep. BANG. Oops. Drank the voddie though.