Things not to like about dogs

[Pico and ME]

They bite Pico only lightly bites during play
They slobber Pico never slobbers
They smell Pico doesn't, well...his breath did, but then we got the bad teeth pulled
They eat poop Pico might, but I have never seen him do it
They leave big piles of poop that someone has to pick up Pico's piles are so small they dry up really fast
They chew up precious things Pico hasn't yet
They bite See above
They are really, really noisy This is Pico's only downside. He barks like a mad dog whenever (and whoever) someone comes to the door
They slobber Pico never slobbers
They are not cats Pico almost is, at least he cleans himself like one
Some of them look like rats I think that Pico might have rat terrier in him, but that is why he makes such a cute chihuahua
Some of them look like wolves Pico is too small to ever be mistaken for that
People talk to them in baby voices and tell them to go potty I don't talk to him in a baby voice, but when I tell him to go potty, he does
They slobber Pico never slobbers
They smell Pico doesn't