2/4/2004: Record-setting pasta

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There's this joke :
The luxembourgish PM is visiting the german chancellor and so they go and visit the crisis-center of the german government. And so they show the PM what they gonna do in case of war or catastrophies : attack by Poland engage 2 divisions, attack by Austria engage 1 division, attack by France engage this and that, and so... The PM is rather impressed and at the end of the visit he asks : "Take the hypothetical case that Luxembourg would attack Germany, what would you do?" So the germans go on looking for a plan but the computer finds nothing, they check all their maps and find nothing. Then one of them finds a piece of paper in a drawer. It says : In the case of an attack by Luxembourg engage the firefighters of Treves (small town on the luxembourgish-german border).