Does the hunter go around the squirrel? Vote and then move on already.

wolf · 01-04-2012, 01:07 PM

Squirrel is the new shark, apparently.

And yes, the hunter goes around the damn squirrel. The squirrel is not a stinkin' planet. It's a squirrel. A rodent with a busy tail and a short attention span. Actually this is even dumber of a squirrel than usual, because the damn thing stays on the tree at the hunter's level and doesn't have there werewithal to climb up, run out on a limb, and dash to freedom, like any self respecting squirrel should do. Actually, this is a fine opportunity for the hunter to pull out his RPG, shoot it through the tree, and turn the squirrel into a fine mist.

Now, math fans .... what volume would the squirrel mist occupy at initial impact, at 1 second, 5 seconds, 10 seconds, and at 20 seconds, assuming no wind effects?

Rrrraven · 01-04-2012, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

And yes, the hunter goes around the damn squirrel. The squirrel is not a stinkin' planet. It's a squirrel.

This made me laugh, really loud, at work. Inappropriately.
That's all.

View Poll Results: Does the hunter go around the squirrel?
Yes. He goes around the squirrel.	16	61.54%
No. He does not go around the squirrel.	10	38.46%
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01-04-2012, 01:07 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Squirrel is the new shark, apparently. And yes, the hunter goes around the damn squirrel. The squirrel is not a stinkin' planet. It's a squirrel. A rodent with a busy tail and a short attention span. Actually this is even dumber of a squirrel than usual, because the damn thing stays on the tree at the hunter's level and doesn't have there werewithal to climb up, run out on a limb, and dash to freedom, like any self respecting squirrel should do. Actually, this is a fine opportunity for the hunter to pull out his RPG, shoot it through the tree, and turn the squirrel into a fine mist. Now, math fans .... what volume would the squirrel mist occupy at initial impact, at 1 second, 5 seconds, 10 seconds, and at 20 seconds, assuming no wind effects? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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