King of America

[be-bop]

As an outsider looking in maybe I can offer a different prospective.
I have 3 suggestions which should take us nicely up to March

1.Pass a law that states that the very ambition to run for office to be any kind of politician automatically bars you from taking any office.(how wonderful the world would be without politicians).

2.This might cause a stir?..That the right to bear arms be changed to the right to bear soft fruit.
I have never heard of anyone being killed or maimed by a ripe banana.

3.Close down Macdonalds and defrock Ronald Macdonald as a US icon he used to scare my kids (too creepy).
Their food is tasteless,falls to bits.and the coffee is awful.
What the US people decide to change them to, I bow to your better judgement.