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01-25-2012, 09:13 PM
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A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She put on her robe and went downstairs. He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked. "Yes I do." she replied. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes I remember." "Do you remember your father when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said. "Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail?" "Yes I do", she replied. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "You know I would have gotten out today."
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01-27-2012, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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That'd be funnier if wasn't true.
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01-30-2012, 10:30 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
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reminds me of that note that I found in a deal....
'do not deposit this check customer will replace it with a Cash Years check when they pick up the car. -Juan'
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01-30-2012, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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reminds me of this old classic
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01-30-2012, 12:25 PM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said 'I am NOT Happy!' So I said, 'Well, which one ARE you then?'
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01-30-2012, 02:38 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods
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Sick, sick, sick - but
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01-30-2012, 10:28 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Perpetual Chaos
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01-30-2012, 10:46 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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sarge? is that you?
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02-03-2012, 11:38 AM
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a beautiful fool
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: 39.939705
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02-03-2012, 11:48 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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very interesting!
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