Whale Penis - The Cellar

elSicomoro Whale Penis 02-08-2004, 06:32 PM

jinx Whale penis trivia 02-08-2004, 06:52 PM

elSicomoro I read the other day that the... 02-08-2004, 06:57 PM

Griff Wouldn't that be whale peni?... 02-08-2004, 07:01 PM

pjshimmer why not cow testicles? 02-08-2004, 07:07 PM

elSicomoro It's penises or penes, you... 02-08-2004, 07:42 PM

elSicomoro Because we're talking about... 02-08-2004, 07:46 PM

slang Hey, if you ever find some,... 02-08-2004, 07:54 PM

elSicomoro Slang looks like a whale... 02-08-2004, 07:59 PM

wolf Sycamore is extremely jealous... 02-08-2004, 08:02 PM

SteveDallas I thought it would be good to... 02-09-2004, 09:46 AM

Undertoad Dude! The whole reason we... 02-09-2004, 09:52 AM

SteveDallas Yawn. Like I said, it's... 02-09-2004, 11:06 AM

pjshimmer not directly related to this... 02-09-2004, 11:06 AM

jinx This... 02-09-2004, 11:08 AM

lumberjim did you ever hear the one... 02-09-2004, 11:23 AM

wolf That is a whale shark ... and... 02-09-2004, 12:16 PM

jinx Do tell. 02-09-2004, 12:37 PM

wolf Snopes tell ...... 02-09-2004, 12:39 PM

Elspode Okay, how about this one,... 02-10-2004, 12:39 AM

lumberjim yep you got it. i saw that... 02-10-2004, 12:43 AM

dar512 Sounds like a good joke. ... 02-10-2004, 09:14 AM

lumberjim I think i posted it once... 02-10-2004, 10:02 AM

elSicomoro #2!!! This thread is now #2... 02-10-2004, 07:23 PM

lumberjim #2 & #20! 02-10-2004, 07:26 PM

Elspode Damn, folks...we *cannot* be... 02-10-2004, 11:03 PM

Undertoad What's amazing is how fast it... 02-10-2004, 11:07 PM

Griff Google is the whale penis of... 02-11-2004, 06:27 AM

SteveDallas I don't know about sentient,... 02-11-2004, 08:48 AM

Griff LOL! 02-11-2004, 09:23 AM

SteveDallas For my money, you can never... 02-11-2004, 09:49 AM

Elspode We're #1!!! 02-12-2004, 12:04 AM

elSicomoro Fuck...we dropped back down... 02-12-2004, 06:35 PM

wolf I'm working during the day... 02-12-2004, 06:38 PM

jinx <img... 02-12-2004, 06:49 PM

wolf you rock! 02-12-2004, 06:53 PM

jinx Nah, just bored. 02-12-2004, 07:01 PM

jinx This... 02-12-2004, 07:38 PM

elSicomoro We're back at #1... 02-12-2004, 07:51 PM

OnyxCougar I bet they all wanted to get... 02-12-2004, 10:47 PM

pjshimmer monkey urines are sweet, pig... 02-12-2004, 11:01 PM

lumberjim OK....we are the masters of... 02-12-2004, 11:06 PM

Elspode I can't begin to explain just... 02-12-2004, 11:45 PM

Michael Roth To solidify the grip on the... 02-13-2004, 02:52 AM

Griff Suddenly the waters around... 02-13-2004, 06:14 AM

99 44/100% pure You mean like this? A low... 02-13-2004, 07:22 AM

Griff Whale Penis Cellar Bringing... 02-13-2004, 11:48 AM

Griff Cam Wandered the Web A... 02-13-2004, 11:55 AM

Cam It was threads like this that... 02-13-2004, 12:42 PM

blue And here comes this whale,... 02-13-2004, 01:01 PM

ladysycamore LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02-13-2004, 01:14 PM

Elspode "Consider the plight of the... 02-13-2004, 03:08 PM

99 44/100% pure Els, you have entirely too... 02-13-2004, 03:24 PM

Elspode So, what...? You didn't find... 02-13-2004, 03:34 PM

99 44/100% pure Hell with whale penises, I... 02-13-2004, 03:47 PM

SteveDallas You might be disappointed....... 02-13-2004, 04:39 PM

elSicomoro We're back down to #4, so I... 02-13-2004, 10:27 PM

wolf As tired as I am after a long... 02-13-2004, 10:49 PM

wolf Perhaps we should be focusing... 02-13-2004, 11:02 PM

elSicomoro Imagine if you got pissed on... 02-13-2004, 11:43 PM

Elspode It seems there is nothing as... 02-14-2004, 10:49 AM

wolf So, is it the overall density... 02-14-2004, 10:57 AM

juju Google rates a site based on... 02-14-2004, 11:14 AM

lumberjim here's the culprit,... 02-14-2004, 11:19 AM

juju Uhh.. I'm not sure I follow... 02-14-2004, 11:47 AM

mrnoodle If a butterfly flapping its... 02-14-2004, 12:08 PM

Shattered Soul Gray whales, two males both... 02-14-2004, 06:25 PM

xoxoxoBruce Oh, it's true. They laughed... 02-16-2004, 12:39 PM

novice Well, Sycamore, you made... 02-16-2004, 10:24 PM

elSicomoro I'm...I'm honored! *sob*... 02-16-2004, 10:25 PM

novice Shouldn't you ask what the... 02-16-2004, 10:36 PM

elSicomoro Shit...you're right...okay,... 02-16-2004, 10:37 PM

novice Ha ha whale penis of course... 02-16-2004, 10:47 PM

xoxoxoBruce Is that the flu from the... 02-16-2004, 11:07 PM

novice Sorry Bruce but that went... 02-16-2004, 11:26 PM

xoxoxoBruce :thumb: 02-16-2004, 11:35 PM

Elionwyr Lovecraft would be so proud. 02-17-2004, 10:46 PM

mrnoodle I can think of no more... 02-17-2004, 11:22 PM

Trillian-zz9 I fail to see the... 02-19-2004, 06:44 AM

novice Little whales. 02-19-2004, 07:20 AM

Undertoad Go to Google, search for... 02-19-2004, 07:36 AM

novice Aha- Google envy ! 02-19-2004, 07:54 AM

elSicomoro We're #2 again, right behind... 02-22-2004, 07:09 PM

02-14-2004, 12:08 PM	#1
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	If a butterfly flapping its wings can cause a hurricane on the other side of the world, imagine the destructive glory wrought by a whale penis getting a hard-on. In other news, I have it on good faith that there are people in this world who, whilst swimming with dolphins, masturbate said creatures in an attempt to become more attuned to their inner dolphin-ness. I love new age fruitiness. Maybe they are practicing on dolphins to prepare for, um...the big time. I hope I have never shaken hands with one of these people.

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