What is Classicman

Sundae · 02-17-2012, 11:59 AM

Classic is a man who prefers Steak & a BJ Day to Valentine's Day.

He finds these days he likes spicy food a lot more than it likes him.

He thinks it would be unmanly to use a nasal/ ear hair trimmer, but then feels slightly intimidated when the cute girl at the checkout looks up at him, fearing his extraneous hair might not be an asset after all.

He is old enough to store odds and ends that he thinks might be useful, but too young to actually have set places to keep them, so always buys new when necessary.

He would rather die that take vegetables in jello to a Pot Luck, but will happily scoff it when he's there.

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02-17-2012, 11:59 AM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Classic is a man who prefers Steak & a BJ Day to Valentine's Day. He finds these days he likes spicy food a lot more than it likes him. He thinks it would be unmanly to use a nasal/ ear hair trimmer, but then feels slightly intimidated when the cute girl at the checkout looks up at him, fearing his extraneous hair might not be an asset after all. He is old enough to store odds and ends that he thinks might be useful, but too young to actually have set places to keep them, so always buys new when necessary. He would rather die that take vegetables in jello to a Pot Luck, but will happily scoff it when he's there. Last edited by Sundae; 02-17-2012 at 12:14 PM.

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