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04-11-2012, 11:01 AM
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Confucius say: When the Yellow River runs red, better to take the muddy road.
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04-11-2012, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: "the high up north"
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子曰： 志士仁人，無求生以害仁，有殺身以成仁。
Confucius said: "A righteous man would not compromise ren [human-heartedness; benevolence] because he fears death, but would give up his life to uphold ren. Did you know that in Taiwan and even increasingly in the Mainland, children actually do have to memorize and recite thousands of Confucian quotations? So, like, I actually know some of what Confucius did say.
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04-11-2012, 11:56 AM
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04-11-2012, 12:13 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2010
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Confucious :
Woman who fly upside down has crack up Man who pull out too quickly leave rubba And things of this nature... Sent from my MB855 using Tapatalk 2
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04-12-2012, 01:20 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-12-2012, 02:35 PM
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No. What?
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04-12-2012, 05:30 PM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Yorkshire
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Me either...
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04-12-2012, 06:42 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Back before the European Union, a businessman from Hamburg went to France for a holiday. He got to the border passport control. The French official asked him:
"Your name, please?" "Herr Gunter Schmitt" "Nationality?" "German" "Occupation?" "No, just a holiday."
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04-13-2012, 08:30 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-13-2012, 09:08 PM
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I don't think so.
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04-15-2012, 06:21 PM
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I hear them call the tide
Join Date: Dec 2005
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heh
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The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart |
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04-16-2012, 04:34 AM
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
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lol
I like that.
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04-18-2012, 12:07 AM
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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"President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010.
You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." --Jay Leno
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04-19-2012, 11:27 AM
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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04-19-2012, 12:04 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
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Welcome back, Labrat. We missed you!
Love Pam
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